Do not pass go...POOR Verne!

Great Christian Skatenight lastnight in Kernersville...

"Center of the Universe"...

lots of fun with Tami and Verne...
skating and playing...

"Rollerblade Mobile MONOPLY"...


Poor Verne... First thing...he landed on "Go directly to Jail... DO NOT PASS GO..." and he left his "Get out of jail free card" at home...

Preview of coming contests:

Most interesting or unusual hair style... "HOW DO U DO?"

still got to run this one by Wally but start working on your unusual "DO" now and email to john@papajohnsplace.com. (Verne ur not eligible... you wouldn't look right with a rotating disco mirror ball woven in ur gel...lol)

Holey Dualing Doughnuts, Batman...anyone kremed?

I heard this rustling sound coming from the station kitchen...
I rushed in not knowing what I'd find...

Would you believe ... two empty doughnut boxes bumping each other.. I thought it was funny but how can this be happening...

must be a mouse!
As I got closer the KK box popped the DD box like they were "boxing".... surely Tami or Deke are controlling this with strings or something..this is weird!

WOW! The KK box went in for a sucker punch.. the DD box started showing a little distress... I yelled out,"You guys gotta cut this out before one of you gets really crushed!"

The DD box rebounded like you wouldn't believe and popped the KK box right in the Trade Mark!
"Oh, no... you guys are destroying each other!

Who started this anyway?"

"HE DID... he called me a holey crumb bisquit!"

"Yeah...after HE called me a carpetbagging coffee soaker"

Ok...guys ... before you completely TRASH each other...I'm doing it for you...LOL!

PS..there was a winner in this match in my opinion but I'm partial to one so I won't reveal it just yet...Krispy Kreme or Duncan Doughnuts????

Note: no doughnuts were harmed during this blog (morning show already polished them off)...however one of the boxes was crushed big time but can't say which one!

is it fair?

Just ain't right...

to make a person

who is fasting

look at us

scarfing down

loads of chips

AND

delicious

Chick-fil-a sandwiches...

(click on picture to appreciate)

Sorry, Bonnie... hope we didn't make you drool!

The State of the Onion...

As a special service to our viewers... Papa John's Place gives you special coverage of the President's State of the Union Messsage and the Democratic response. The papajohn approach is non-partisan and light on content... the focus will be on flow, expression and reaction... I'll leave the heavy commentary to Cambell Brown, Tim Russert et. al....


Everything got off to a good start and everyone was wide awake and excited....
especially during the warm-up exercise...


I thought it was neat how the President had everyone to turn their heads "left" and then quickly turn their heads "right"... some had trouble keeping up but it was a nice touch.


Another neat thing was the honoring of the late Johnny Cash with a special section reserved for the "Men in Black"...


The chamber was a little hot and stuffy which apparently made the room very conducive to a moment of "meditation"...

The Vice-President led the way with the first "nod"...

The senator from Arizona was next... (someone aptly defined meditation as man's way of chewing of the cud"... maybe explains the senators tongue-in-cheek look)



Senator Obama and Senator Kennedy apparently got hit with the bug and slid off...


Unfortunately ... everybody on the platform took a little nod at the same time... it's ok..no one snored or did anything like that...

NEXT...

THE REACTION: the men... obviously mixed....


(Something struck a special cord with Senator Leahy... )


NEXT:
The LADIES Reaction... not necessarily happy campers...


AND FINALLY:
The Democratic Response...

After this commercial about something...

The Official Democratic Response was given by Senator Webb of Virginia...

All in all a good night in America...

If I were giving the State of the Union ADDRESS I would be tempted to say..."The whole world is in a mess right now BUT with God's help and nationwide repentence we'll triumph! God Bless America as SHE Blesses Him!"

And that's all I got to say about that...pj

O Mary, did you know...

It's that time of the year again for the WBFJ "Sweetheart Surprise"... and as before we solicited the help of our intern MARY to prepare the collection boxes to put in the Lowes stores all around the area to collect your Valentine Cards for the Senior Citizens in our area retirement homes.

Getting the boxes ready is not all that hard once you get them put together and the holes cut on top. The final step is to spray the giant labels with adhesive and stick to the boxes.

Hence : THE PROBLEM!


We started noticing that as Mary got a little more evangelistic with the spray, Cindy at her desk behind the project was becoming a little more antimated and vocal than normal...


then we noticed Cindy's hands were sticking to the keyboard... (a picture is worth a 1000 words here...Cindy usually has a smile on her face).

The good news we are still wiping down our walls, monitors, and keyboards and little-by-little it is all coming clean.

And Mary, thanks for your help... sorry this was your last day...we'll miss you. AND...

O Mary did you know...that if you use hairspray at school that you should go outside to do it...

intern Nolan might disagree but...

the rest of us think you and spraycans are not safe in the normal enclosed world we live in!

And everybody...

Don't forget to drop off your Valentines real soon at Lowes's Foods and think about "Suffering Cindy" when you do! ha ha...

NOTE: No interns were harmed while doing this blog though we did consider the torture options for a split second...lol.

A day in the life of...

Our Missionary to Africa....Carol. You met Carol a few blogs back but I felt like we need to go into a little more detail about her life and service. So I emailed Carol and asked her to send some more pictures so I could do a more detailed blog.

I just heard back with a new set of pictures but unfortunately no commentary. So Carol, I hope you don't mind as I create Papa John's Place's review of a day in the life of missionary Carol.

Apparently everyday starts with eating. But Somebody had to fix all that tasty looking food. And that means Carol had to first make a trip to the grocery store...

I guess the drive-thru wasn't open today...

Apparently this is Carol's neighbors fixing a little tomato and rice dish... you think there'll be enough to go around? that sure would be good with a little chicken...
or with a LOTTA CHICKEN! LOL... maybe the COLONEL ought to take a hint and change his bucket to a barrel deal.


Speaking of chicken... apparently a VERNE HILL look-alike is doing the "CHICKEN Dance" with the kids while the ladies prepare this big spread of food for the evening...


Apparently the "Chicken Dance" was a bummer for this little guy...I mean if you can't walk, you sure can't do the "Chicken Dance", right...little guy?

What's wrong with this picture? The ladies are fixing this hughmongous chicken and rice meal and here you guys are licking on lolly pops! Don't you know that's going to spoil your supper!
I guess kids are the same everywhere you go.

Thanks Carol for the update..if I misunderstood any of the pictures just drop me an email...
PS.... I don't want to be a Mr. Smarty Pants but I couldn't help notice you got that look like you're heading back to the grocery store... forget that drive-thru... apparently it's only open on special occasions! LOL!

PS2: EAT MORE CHICKEN!

Not your grandpa's church...